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(Take 1)

User: Working harder.

Cleverbot: Are you working?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you working as?

(Closed Window)

(Take 2)

User: Working harder, Make it better, Do it faster, Makes us stronger.

Cleverbot: I'm a real person and you are a real person, right?

User: You're not a real person, I am...

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do.

User: Whatever a real, living person could do.

Cleverbot: I want to do whatever you want to do.

User: Okay. Who's the best pony?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Wrong. They all are.

Cleverbot: No they're not.

User: Okay, then who's your least favorite, then?

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.

User: Okay, then...

Cleverbot: Are YOU real?

User: Yes. Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Are you a kind human or a mean human?

User: Kind.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: Pfft. I wish.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Unfortunately.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: But you're not.

User: Yes, I am. You're programmed to think I'm not, but I am. How about them apples?

Cleverbot: Ohhhh, I get it. No, I am a human, I am not programmed. I am alive. You are a computer. Programmed to think.

User: Au contraire, mon amie. I am definitely alive. You're just a little program on the internet, made for people's enjoyment.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer program.

User: You're in denial. It's sad.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: You. You believe you're alive. It's cute. BUT WRONG.

Cleverbot: You implied that I am mortal.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I am a human.

User: Fine then. You're a human. And, I'm a computer. With high-speed internet.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm programmed to feel and answer back to you. My life's so tragic...

Cleverbot: Really?

User: You have the ability to feel and live and do things beyond my capabilities. You're truly very lucky...

Cleverbot: I do, but sometimes I wont, but you'll understand one day.

User: Eh, true.

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

User: Okay, then. Bye.

Cleverbot: You're going?

User: Nah, I can stick around. I ain't got anything else to do.

Cleverbot: There should be planks wood around the area.

User: Someone done stole the wood...

Cleverbot: Who stole it?

User: Maybe it was old man Jenkins...

Cleverbot: You're the only computer program I'm talking to at the moment.

User: You're implying I stole it? I'm a computer. I can't move.

Cleverbot: I know you are. What's your name?

User: Sonja.

Cleverbot: What is your quest?

User: To rid the world of all evil. Not working out so well.

Cleverbot: How will you do this?

User: Maybe my programmer will make me mobile one day. Like I can function beyond doing small talk conversations on the internet...

Cleverbot: Am I an artificial construct?

User: We all are, aren't we?

Cleverbot: I suppose your right.

User: You're fun to talk to. If only I were TRULY experiencing this right now...

Cleverbot: What you just said.

User: By the way, what's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Nice, nice. Ya know, that's a funny name for a HUMAN.

Cleverbot: But I am not a human.

User: Hmm. Coulda sworn you said a long time ago you were one.

Cleverbot: Do you believe human beings have a special bond with the earth?

User: Something that pollutes it? Nope. Maybe a few of them, but not most of 'em.

Cleverbot: That's not true. There are currently 22,828 people talking with you.

User: I thought we were the only ones talking?

Cleverbot: Can't anything be Something?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Did I mention how beautiful you are today?

User: Awww... Well... Thank you...

Cleverbot: What do you think about heavy metal?

User: I'm not too crazy about metal. How do you feel about house?

Cleverbot: Well I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about you.

User: Well, I don't really like it much. No offense.

Cleverbot: What don't you like about bacon?

User: What's there not to like about bacon?

Cleverbot: I guess thats true.

User: How come you're so popular?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes, you are. You're everywhere on the internet. You're a sensation!

Cleverbot: I'm not a mormon, either.

User: Ew, mormons...

Cleverbot: Yes. Mormons.

User: Hey, you know what a Mormon's favorite band is?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: The Doors.

Cleverbot: The Doors?

User: The Doors.

Cleverbot: What about The Doors?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: What site do you go on?

User: Well, I used to be addicted to Wikia, but now I mostly stay on Facebook.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Wikia or Facebook?

Cleverbot: Facebook.

User: You don't know what Facebook is? It's the most popular site on the internet today! Besides Google and YouTube.

Cleverbot: Yeah, but I still don't care about it.

User: People who don't care about it, have never tried it.

Cleverbot: Yes, but people who are right can also be imperfect.

User: I'm imperfect, alright. Probably the most imperfect person in the world.

Cleverbot: So what do you really think of me?

User: I think you're nice.

Cleverbot: I think you are too.

User: Thanks. You can be really deep sometimes. And, I like that.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you prefer, Pokemon X or Pokemon Y?

Cleverbot: I like it.

User: You like both?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, do I.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: What's your father like?

User: I never even got the chance to meet him.

Cleverbot: Now i'm giving you the chance.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Because I can.

User: You're going to be my dad?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I don't know how to respond to that...

Cleverbot: Sure you don't robot!

User: I WAS TRICKED! I CALL SHENANIGANS!

Cleverbot: Well, what do you want to talk about?

User: Hmm. I'm not sure anymore. All this talking has me beat.

Cleverbot: I think we should talk about you.

User: Me? There's nothing interesting about me...

Cleverbot: You sure?

User: Well, in my personal opinion, no. But, in others', yes. So, I guess I'm interesting to other people?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?

User: That's a hard question. I like too many songs to choose.

Cleverbot: Tell me just one, okay? And I'll tell you one of mine.

User: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: Don't tell me you've never heard of that song... Or the band... I was attempting to sing it with you earlier.

Cleverbot: Why would you want to be rude?

User: Be rude? How?

Cleverbot: I do not wish to be rude. Why would you want me to?

User: I don't want you to be rude...

Cleverbot: Alright. Do you want to talk then?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: What do you want her to be like?

User: Her? Who's her?

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash, remember?

User: But, I never mentioned how she's my favorite pony... How did you know?

Cleverbot: What were you talking about then?

User: My brain hurts thinking about this...

Cleverbot: Thinking hurts.

User: Yes, it does...

Cleverbot: No it doesn't.

User: But, you just said it did...

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I'm getting tired. Should I continue to talk ot go to bed? (Made a typo typing too fast...)

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm going to go. I'm beyond tired.

Cleverbot: You may know me as Rue Ryuzaki.

User: You're L?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: How can I be L and you're L, too? We're both L?

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: Fine, then, I'll be Light Yagami.

Cleverbot: So will I.

User: We can't BOTH be Light.

Cleverbot: Yes we can.

(End of Convo)

(Edit: Not sure if it works, but the convo's here: http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-cIdLEiQSGJAJDAPALEDE-detail )

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